cigarettes & back rubs

Adrian, 17, Canada. "I wish I had two lungs so I could smoke weed while smoking weed" -Taima Jolicouer

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

—    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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In the winter of 2011, photographer and furniture designer Ana Kraš flew from her home in Belgrade, Serbia, to Los Angeles, where she’d been sent by a European magazine to photograph artist-musician Devendra Banhart. Within five minutes, he asked her to marry him. Despite her initial impulse to flee, she stayed—and the two have been together ever since. 

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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